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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Daz. 20. Wigan. England. Bass. Supernatural, Smallville. The Strokes, All Time Low, Biffy Clyro. 
Fuck it.

Well its hard to find angels in hell.</description><title>With Love And Squalor</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @cockpisspartridge)</generator><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Well tonight i..</title><description>&lt;p&gt;felt something i haven&amp;#8217;t felt in a long time. I dont know who i&amp;#8217;ve missed more; you,or myself.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/7596709960</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/7596709960</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 02:58:01 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>My Facebooks for the people i know, my Tumblr&amp;#8217;s for the people i wished i knew.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;My Facebooks for the people i know, my Tumblr&amp;#8217;s for the people i &lt;em&gt;wished&lt;/em&gt; i knew.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.buzzpirates.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Sheldon-Cooper.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/6155236049</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/6155236049</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 23:42:16 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>I swear..</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i dont understand this &amp;#8220;anon&amp;#8221; stuff. I dont know if i should be happy about that,or left out. So heres a Cat As Master Chief,to make up for it.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img height="428" width="570" src="http://cdn.gamerant.com/wp-content/uploads/more-halo-cat-helmets-now-available-from-weta.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/6154952404</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/6154952404</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 23:32:29 +0100</pubDate><category>anon</category><category>Master Chief</category><category>Halo</category></item><item><title>Much Love For This.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llq45m47sX1qkovxto1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Much Love For This.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/6154466982</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/6154466982</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 23:15:08 +0100</pubDate><category>Strokes</category></item><item><title>JCin. I just want more followers,damnit.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm6nrlu2ju1qe73j1.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;how to know youre winning at life.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/6119279344</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/6119279344</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 23:01:01 +0100</pubDate><category>harry potter</category><category>goblet of fire</category><category>The Strokes</category><category>me</category></item><item><title>you know when..</title><description>&lt;p&gt;..your own feelings ambush you and then you feel all &amp;#8220;what the fuck?!&amp;#8221;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;yeah..that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/4911476681</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/4911476681</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 01:13:36 +0100</pubDate><category>Im Fucked</category></item><item><title>i AM topless. Plus its tuesday. Plus i love my pillow.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljin8mIu3L1qeix9do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i AM topless. Plus its tuesday. Plus i love my pillow.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/4541585722</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/4541585722</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 02:38:46 +0100</pubDate><category>tt</category><category>topless tuesday</category><category>jurassic park</category></item><item><title>This Film</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj98ztayMf1qe73j1.jpg"/&gt;Changed my life. Worth a view.&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#8220;Oh Captain, My Captain!&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/4402077554</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/4402077554</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 00:53:47 +0100</pubDate><category>Dead Poets Society</category><category>Film</category><category>Drama</category><category>That Guy From House</category><category>Winning</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbr1zqgJWb1qdsmb1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/4351756316</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/4351756316</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 01:02:17 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>SOCIALLY AWKWARD</title><description>&lt;a href="http://myrustyhaloneedsashine.tumblr.com"&gt;SOCIALLY AWKWARD&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.allforarainyday.com/post/4263489085"&gt;allforarainyday&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You go in for the high-five. Other person isn’t looking.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Accidentally look someone in the eye. Pretend to look past them.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You say something stupid. You play it down, but everyone sees your face going red.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You say “hi” to someone. It comes out as a whisper.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Your friends formed a circle while you were gone. You can’t fit and end up standing slightly askew.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Waiting by yourself for friends. Pretend you’re texting.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You tell a hilarious joke. Nobody laughs.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other person just coughed, now you have to wait.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Walk into the restrooms and the stalls are full; pretend you only came here to wash your hands then leave.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The person in front is walking slightly slower than you are. You walk at an uncomfortable speed to get past them&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
I do them all except the last one. I just uncomfortably walk slower.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/4268580658</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/4268580658</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 00:19:41 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>why you so sexy?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i say my prayers before bedtime.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/4074452275</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/4074452275</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 01:12:15 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>I Really,Really..</title><description>&lt;p&gt;need more followers.&lt;br/&gt;I Feel lonely.&lt;br/&gt;Shameless tags to follow.&lt;br/&gt;heres a picture of the Brave Little Toaster for your troubles,because its the best cartoon ever.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.keyframeonline.com/piq/animprofile/blt_a.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/4072933779</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/4072933779</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 23:49:33 +0000</pubDate><category>tits</category><category>ass</category><category>bieber</category><category>Friday</category><category>Japan</category><category>Topless</category><category>tt</category></item><item><title>Can. Not. Wait.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lifcj6sSQ21qeix9do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can. Not. Wait.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/4008299180</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/4008299180</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 20:21:06 +0000</pubDate><category>Leeds</category><category>Leeds Fest</category><category>Reading Festival</category></item><item><title>What the fuck</title><description>&lt;p&gt;What the Fuck Is this new generation of Skins?&lt;br/&gt;Bring back characters like Sid, Chris and Tony.&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#8217;ll even settle for Jj, the Shitebag.&lt;br/&gt;As a sidenote too,i kinda like the Rebecca Black Friday song. I must be ill.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/3930942253</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/3930942253</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2011 01:13:46 +0000</pubDate><category>Skins</category><category>Rebecca Black</category><category>Friday</category></item><item><title>title?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;just spent the better part of the last 5 hours attempting to get the hang of this tumblr shit.&lt;br/&gt;im still none the wiser.&lt;br/&gt;its all http:// shit, i dont do that stuff.&lt;br/&gt;so fuck it,heres a cat with no face&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://blag.ipood.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/birthday.jpg" width="450" height="600"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#wtf&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/3891355662</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/3891355662</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 03:11:12 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Im fucking awful at blogging. i hope this picture posts. because...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li4l9pBT3N1qeix9do1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Im fucking awful at blogging. i hope this picture posts. because shes &lt;strike&gt;alright&lt;/strike&gt; &lt;strong&gt;amaaaaaaazing&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/3888388300</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/3888388300</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 00:56:12 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Sometimes</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I wish my life was more like When Harry Met Sally&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/1652917913</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/1652917913</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2010 00:12:33 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>My Weekend #1</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;No ones going to read this,lets be honest&lt;/strong&gt;. Saying that,i&amp;#8217;m a firm believer in theraputic discourse,plus i may be able to submit this later in the year for my course,so i&amp;#8217;ll write here anyways. Friday. Friday was good. Can&amp;#8217;t remember what i did,but i know it was good. Something with Danny Lee. We didn&amp;#8217;t go wigan. We went Jonnis,thats what. We sat and watched some shit,ate some shit,chatted some shit. Pretty forgettable night. Fuck it. Saturday we went Elios to watch the boxing match. Disappointment. Interesting stuff happened whilst there though. &lt;br/&gt;Firstly,we learned Elio is remarkably good at fucking his dog. Disturbing/Amazing, i can&amp;#8217;t decide. Answers on a postcard.&lt;br/&gt;Secondly, Aj&amp;#8217;s girlfriend text some bullshit about liking someone else.  He hummed and highed about it meaning nothing, but that seems pretty unrecoverable to me. I told him to text back &amp;#8220;get fucked,slut&amp;#8221;. He didn&amp;#8217;t.&lt;br/&gt;I also bought a Lionel Richie cd. It&amp;#8217;s amazing. Never knew he adopted nicole richie. He only wanted to fuck her,lets be honest.&lt;br/&gt;Don&amp;#8217;t blame him.&lt;br/&gt;Sunday was an unexpected gem. Me,Dlee and Ebrey. The Three Muskateers. The Three Amigos. The Three Ninjas. Decided to go Nandos. I hate chicken off the bone but i love peri-peri sauce. We manned up and got the extra-hot one. My mouths still numb. Went cinema. Whilst waiting for Due Date (shit) we played the Inbetweeners game of- &lt;em&gt;This is where i HAD wrote up to,before Tumblr started crying and deleted it. So fuck off. Sorry i wasted your time,but im not re-writing it.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/1576143343</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/1576143343</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Nov 2010 23:24:18 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Poppygate Scandal</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Who gives a fuck? they burned a &lt;em&gt;poppy&lt;/em&gt;,not a soldier. Fucking grow up. Dont retaliate being immature saying &amp;#8220;lets burn down a mosque&amp;#8221;- all youre doing is inciting trouble. Mindless Dicks. Youre worse than the Poppyburners. Yeah youre cool supporting your troops from behind a keyboard-twats.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/1547274094</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/1547274094</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 23:55:03 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>this is me. i chose this picture ‘cause i couldn’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbqu45z56J1qeix9do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is me. i chose this picture ‘cause i couldn’t give a fuck.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/1546964090</link><guid>http://cockpisspartridge.tumblr.com/post/1546964090</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 23:19:18 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
